i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
in case you get thirsty afterwards and want some delightful multi-purpose refreshment, obviously
this is us - dvd extras
I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes